Plays.

[chokethewind]

 This whole thing in its entirety can be found here.

Edit: fixed the pictures.  Should all fit now.  Picture heavy kids. 

In any case:

 
.... I obviously have no life.

Introducing:  Peanut Butter and Chocolate Syrup

An innocent enough sandwich, am I correct?  Wrong.  It is made of the highly agressive and highly stupid ingredients of chocolate syrup and peanut butter (respectively).

They love each other very much, of course.  PB, though, is quite blond.  That's okay, Choco likes 'em dumb.

Oh noes, Big Red wants some of Choco's taco too.    He, of course, has a thing for stupid blondes but he felt this fiesty redhead in his legs (figuratively speaking) before he even met her.  Go get em' tiger.

PB (permanent bleach *cough*) doesn't seem to care.  Choco is in a quandry.  Almost literally.  If he ripped his pants off right there it would get pretty steamy up in herr.  Watch out Choco, herpes is not pleasent.

Predictably, Choco goes for the blonde.  Predictably, PB isn't quite aware of what's happening.  Predictably, something is about to go very, very awry.

Oh shit.

Milk's movin' up on Choco's bitch.  No way a badass vato like Choco is going to take this insult lying down. 

 

Oh snap, bitch got told.

..... what you did not get to witness here was Choco getting spanked by Milk.  It involved a peice of bread, a knife, and Choco being slightly lactose intolerant.  The fairness of said fight is in question.  In any case, like a real man, Choco runs off to consider his sexuality after losing a fight over some dumb bitch.  And Milk drops some bad pickup lines on PB, who still doesn't know what the fuck is going on.

Milk, despite being a badass, cannot take the Blonde (the disease, not description, careful distinction here) anymore and relinquishes his sexual position over her.  Choco, of course, was never really ready to become gay.  It was just a mid-life crisis.  He would have tried the leather jacket and the motorcycle but his ass was too sore from PB... doing things that would make this NC-17.  In any case, the moral of the story is:

Choco and PB lived happily ever after and had many sandwich babies that all died in the premature stage after PB accidentially overdosed on cocaine.  How this happened, we don't really know.

 

NEXT INSTALLMENT:

"Never was there a tale of more woe, than this of Juliet and her Romeo."

..... well that was interesting.

and yes, that sandwich was good.  if not so sweet I gained five pounds from just thinking about it.

And why the fuck did I think Hillary Clinton was spelled with one L?  I'm sorry for the stupid.  In fact I might as well be sorry for this entire post.  Bahahahaha. 

Comments

[kawree.livejournal.com]

....all i have to say is you are absurd and it's awesome. XDDDDD

[chokethewind.livejournal.com]

:D I need a lol icon so I could signify that I lol'ed at your icon. Damnit lj.

[kawree.livejournal.com]

my sister made it for me ^_^

[doodlebook.livejournal.com]

How did I miss this?
That was so amazing. :D
I kept on thinking of chocolate syrup + milk = chocolate milk, though. OMG TEH GAYNESS

Which one is Juliet? ...I bet its pepper. Romeo is such a player... hence, salt. Maybe?