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chokethewind“So let’s go over the battle plan one more time,” Riku said, looking over at the entire small group. “Just to be safe.”
“Dude, I think six times is enough.”
“Yes, Xigbar, but—“
“We’re going outside to apprehend the specimen with all safe procedures and shit,” Axel interrupted, sliding off the table he was sitting on to stride over to them. “We’re going sneak around and try not to get killed. If one of us does get killed, the others are going to leave him behind because we all love each other here. Likewise, if one of us gets bitten we’re all going to summarily decide that he is not worth it and put a bullet through his head. Should one of us manage to make it back alive and not in any condition that would count as mortally wounded or deceased, we’re going to race like little bitches back to the door, and if the person having the walkie talkie hasn’t eaten it by then, we’re going to have him tell Zexion and Vexen to open the door and then bring the specimen inside and restrain him or her, or whatever they are at that point. Yes, Mom, we have it memorized, thanks.”
