ROBOT LOVES MAKE ANDROID BABIES

I am so drunk right now the world is totally spinning.

FUCK YEA DRUNK POSTS. YA'LL KNOW IF THIS WERE FACEBOOK YOU'D BE LIKING THIS LIKE NOBODY'S FUCKING BUSINESS AMIRITE?!!

Hanging out with my surrogate older bro Josh and my bff Lisa and totally just GETTING SMASHED MAN.  I LOVE THESE PEOPLE AND I AM OKAY WITH LIFE AND I LOVE ALL OF YOU.

THE END.

How do I type so well when drunk? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.