I am not a pedophile.

 So four days into this sojourn and I've got a pedo crush on Drake Bell.  

This is not my fault.  IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR ONLY WATCHING NICKELODEON.  I DON'T CARE IF ONE OF THEM IS 10 AND THE OTHER ONLY 7.  IT'S THEIR FAULT, ALL OF IT.

So I went from working 4-2 in the morning, then I went from that to fourteen hours days, and then I went to a two week hiatus, and now I'm working every morning at either 7 or 8.  Wtf kind of banker hours are these?  We'll see how it goes.  I'm also working 42 hours in six days.  Hopefully it will be more, and I will get more overtime.  It will also cut down the hours I have to be in this house.  YESSIR.

It rains a lot here because of the season.  I like this a lot; alternately, I hate it a lot because there are many many mosquitos, and now I probably have West Nile.  In the event of an outbreak, I plan on suing the county and their inability to control the bug population.  This is my new get rich scheme.  I expect you to all think it brilliant.