Apparently once you go past domestic sales they aren't so stupid

Oh So Loyal Customer: I need to go from Atlanta to Los Angeles tomorrow and return on Friday.

Oh So Helpful Agent:  Okay.  *prices*

Oh So Loyal Customer:  That expensive?

Oh So Helpful Agent:  We have no notice, and so all the lower fares have sold out, that's what it's going to be.

Oh So Loyal Customer:  Okay, well, I'm just going to go to Delta then.

Oh So Helpful Agent:  Okay, well, thanks for calling American, have a great night.

Oh So Loyal Customer: .......

Oh So Helpful Agent: Hello?

Oh So Loyal Customer:  It's still the same even though I said I'm going to Delta?

D:<

Wtf this isn't Mexico, go barter somewhere else, idiot.