2008-12-17

chokethewind: (Dera- Set me off)
2008-12-17 01:31 am
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I am most displeased

I hate stalking the hot guys at work on Myspace and then finding out they have super hot girlfriends.  Fucking bitches.

It took my computer a million years to get to this page because it's dying from computer cancer.  It was that important to let you all know that the super hot guys at my work have super hot girlfriends.  Yes, that important.

I am also in love with United Agent V42 in India who called to protect his passenger and ended up making about 1200 mistakes on the way there and was so adorable about it. United Agent V42 in India, I will make you a citizen in ten seconds flat and have your Indian babies, red dots on their foreheads and all.  They can be called V43 and V44 and I will pledge United and be V45.  I can't imagine a happier life.

Work is eating me alive right now.  Nomnom.