I was supposed to tag people for that, but I don't care. You should all do it anyway, I like reading other peoples' quirks/weird things. ^^
I have discovered penicillin is disgusting tasting. It's also very effective. It's been two days and the swelling's gone down a ton. It could also be the Listerine I'm using every free opportunity I guess. I hate Listerine. It buurrnns.
Riri-Wan SENT ME A CELL PHONE STRAP. THERE IS A LITTLE TSUNA ON MY PHONE WEE. <3
A shoe. With a heel on it. Ohshi.
Yes, I paid 60 dollars for those shoes.
... like I'd ever pay sixty dollars for a fucking pair of shoes
I'm not digging the dress idea though I found a cute one. I don't like having to be a girl sometimes. Also hit up Goodwill and we found some damn fierce suits. If only I had a penis.
And by penis I mean hammer. -shot-
Not to get all Prince of Egypt on you or anything, but BEHOLD.
I don't believe in Jesus and I don't believe in any religion, but I believe in life. And myself. Or at least I try to. I looked at this for the first time yesterday and told myself to believe it. And I'll continue to try and believe it.
Fending off the Jesus-nuts will be half the fun.
eta: my old boss who loves me and has since left taco bell for greener pastures such as a very respectable tattoo shop did it for thirty bucks and and I love him for it and it hurt like a bitch.
This whole thing in its entirety can be found here.
.... I obviously have no life.
And why the fuck did I think Hillary Clinton was spelled with one L? I'm sorry for the stupid. In fact I might as well be sorry for this entire post. Bahahahaha.