A list, if you will:
-city of Mesa and your goddamn intersection cameras. Stop being lazy and hire more cops.
-cheese. Fuck you cheese and your ridiculous price.
-milk. Fuck you milk, I could buy my own cow for how expensive you are.
-gas. I might as well club a baby seal, it would make me as unhappy as much as I pay for you.
-Aracely. So, bitch, you're not hiring, but the one down the street is? Yea, your mom.
-Rebecca. So, bitch, you're not hiring either? Yea right, you have three people working and it's eight. Ho.
-Bookmans. So you buy back seven books and you can give me three bucks in cash or seven bucks in store credit. Find a bridge. Jump. Put it on youtube, kthnx.
-Walmart. I support your monopoly on the market as long as you and that bright yellow period keep knocking on back them prices.
-ginger ale. Sixty nine cents, now that I can afford.
-wheat bread. a buck fifty won't buy you a blow job these days, but it will buy you a loaf of bread.
-Cheerios. 2 for five is not bad and what's better, IN ONLY THREE WEEKS MY HEART PRESSURE WILL BE MAGICALLY LOWERED. Damn, this is a bargain, amirite?
-sun. It's hard work to be up there baking us at 100+ degrees in May, but it's okay, I appreciate how hard you work to shine though our sick and ragged ozone. I salute you.
................................ Axel died in my kh game today. ;____;