Numbers.

May. 28th, 2008 12:12 am
chokethewind: (Sora-Flail)

 A list, if you will:

Fuck you:

-city of Mesa and your goddamn intersection cameras.  Stop being lazy and hire more cops.
-cheese.  Fuck you cheese and your ridiculous price.
-milk.  Fuck you milk, I could buy my own cow for how expensive you are.
-gas.  I might as well club a baby seal, it would make me as unhappy as much as I pay for you.
-Aracely.  So, bitch, you're not hiring, but the one down the street is?  Yea, your mom.
-Rebecca.  So, bitch, you're not hiring either?  Yea right, you have three people working and it's eight.  Ho.
-Bookmans.  So you buy back seven books and you can give me three bucks in cash or seven bucks in store credit.  Find a bridge.  Jump.  Put it on youtube, kthnx.

Thank you:

-Walmart.  I support your monopoly on the market as long as you and that bright yellow period keep knocking on back them prices.
-ginger ale.  Sixty nine cents, now that I can afford.
-wheat bread.  a buck fifty won't buy you a blow job these days, but it will buy you a loaf of bread.
-Cheerios.  2 for five is not bad and what's better, IN ONLY THREE WEEKS MY HEART PRESSURE WILL BE MAGICALLY LOWERED.  Damn, this is a bargain, amirite?
-sun.  It's hard work to be up there baking us at 100+ degrees in May, but it's okay, I appreciate how hard you work to shine though our sick and ragged ozone.  I salute you.

................................ Axel died in my kh game today. ;____;

chokethewind: (Default)
Title: Reason Number One
Rating: T (some swearing)
Word count:  3, 706
Pairing: Axel/Roxas
Summary:  Axel knows origami and how to cook.  Rabbits, though, aren't his specialty.
Notes:  Kind of cracktastic.  Kind of written to get over this blockthing I have going on.  It's AU.  Beta'd (by myself).  And kind of sappy. :/



All that was left was to find a rabbit. There was, of course, a pet shop. Axel had heard about those mills though, the ones that pumped out rabbits like they were puppies or something and not defenseless, harmless, white little creatures with big ears and pink noses and twitching little whiskers that laid eggs on Easter.  )
  

For reference, the water crock can be found here and something about rabbits with cute pictures can be found here
 .

411

May. 6th, 2008 01:24 am
chokethewind: (Sora-Flail)

I save my inbox totals and today a random number appeared.

Okay well obviously the scribbles didn't appear.

but you get it don't you? 

DON'T YOU?!

FINALS ARE THIS WEEEK, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.

 

Evidence.

Mar. 2nd, 2008 02:25 am
chokethewind: (Sora-Flail)
Donald?  Totally gay for Goofy.  Evidence?

Hollow Bastion
Players: Goofy, Donald, Sora, Mickey, Demyxwasheretoobuthe'snotanymoreD:
Setting: Directly after Sora kicked Demyx's sexy ass
Directions:

Goofy: MY DEATH, LET ME SHOW YOU IT. /dead
Sora: THIS ISN'T HAPPENING. *flail*
Mickey: THEY WILL PAY FOR THIS TRAVESTY!  *flings off cloak*/censor
Donald: LOVER COME BACK TO ME! *charges off into the sunset to seek revenge*

Obviously has the hots for Goofy.  Mickey probably does too for Riku too.  You could say Sora does as well, but we all know that he has the hots for Riku, so that sort of squashes that idea.  Or maybe he still does.  Zomg, an OT5.  :-O

Nonsense.

Feb. 21st, 2008 03:21 am
chokethewind: (Roxas-Smile)
So some anonymous person replied to a comment I left on some community and and in the email telling me it was all

Somebody at livejournal replied to your comment...

... does anyone else get that?  SOMEBODY?  AS OPPOSED TO NOBODY?

*shot* 



also: I will be service learning through four senior English classes and one freshman lit class this semester at about fifteen hours a week.  That's sixty hours a month.  Sixty x 2 or so months we have left= 120 hrs.  Get rid of the three months for break.  60x5 (aka the rest of the year after summer break)= 350.  Add January and February= 120 more hours.  120+120= 240.  240+350= 590.  590 hours of community service in one year.  Take that Americorps and shove it up your ass and give me your goddamn scholarship AND your weekly pay.  Bitches.  (I don't know why I'm referring to the Americorps as bitches or in faux anger, they're really nice people. XD) 

Crack'd.

Feb. 11th, 2008 10:43 am
chokethewind: (Dancing)
I swear my life would be easier if I slept more.  I've gotten five hours of sleep in the past forty eight.  

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I fail.

I went to bed, and then got up, and started to write a crack story.  I don't realy know the true definition of a crack story, but I feel like I'm on crack, so we'll call it that.  I've never really tried crack. /disclaimer.  I don't even really know what it's about.  It's kind of rambling.  LIKE EVERTHING ELSE I EVER DO.

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!

....nothing.

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